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Eddie Mugavero: music

I CAN'T USE A LADY LIKE THAT

(Written by Eddie Mugavero & David Spear-Performed by David Spear & the Darts)
I always wanted to write about 'ornament women' or 'trophy wives' ....what's up with that anyway?? Here's my version...I bet Tom Jones woulda liked it.
I CAN’T USE A LADY LIKE THAT

THERE SHE IS ON HIS ARM
SHE DON’T SAY MUCH, HE DON’T LISTEN
SHE JUST STANDS THERE LOOKING BEAUTIFUL
HE LEADS HER ON AND SHOWS HER OFF
AND TAKES HER OUT TO DINNER
MAKING SURE THAT HIS FRIENDS SEE HER
SHE’S AN ORNAMENT..A SCORE TO HIM
SHE MEANS NO MORE TO HIM..

CHORUS: OH I CAN’T USE A LADY LIKE THAT
I’D RESPECT HER MUCH TOO MUCH
I’D LOVE AND NEVER TREAT HER BAD
I CAN’T USE A LADY LIKE THAT

SHE’S AN ANGEL WITH A GREAT MIND
I GOTTA GOOD MIND TO GO AND SHAKE HER
BUT IT AIN’T MY BUSINESS CUZ IT’S HER DECISION
AND NO ONE’S USED WITHOUT PERMISSION
STILL IT KILLS ME THAT SHE HURTS
AND DON’T KNOW WHAT SHE’S MISSING
AND IF SHE WEREN’T HIS, I’LL TELL YOU THIS
I’D TREAT HER LIKE THE QUEEN SHE IS…
CHORUS