Eddie Mugavero: music
HER OR ME
(Written by Eddie Mugavero, Sung by Maureen and Rebecca w/ BadaBing BadaBoom)
Mo and Rebecca used to always lament that there were never any good looking guys at our gigs; til we played a Chinese restaurant in Madison, Wisconsin (don't ask) where they actually saw one. So I wrote this and it became known as our "chick fight" song. I always thought they should strip down to their underwear to perform it but they never did. haha ;)
HER OR ME
WHAT DO YOU SEE IN THAT CHICK?
YOU GOT NOTHING IN COMMON
WELL LOOK AT THE SHAPE THAT I’M IN
I’M A BONAFIDE WOMAN
WHAT DO YOU SEE IN THAT BROAD?
SHE’S A BAR FLY FLOOZY
LOOK AT MY LIPS SO JUICY
I’LL SHOW YOU WHAT OH SO FEW SEE
I’M THE JOY YOU NEED BOY
HEED THESE WORDS
I’M COUNTIN’ TO 3 IT’S HER OR ME
AND IT BETTER NOT BE HER
OH HONEY WHAT DO YOU SEE IN THAT TRAMP?
YOU KNOW SHE’S AN OLD GOLD DIGGER
LOOK AT MY HEART IT’S BIGGER
LEMME PULL YOUR TRIGGER
WHAT DO YOU SEE IN MISS THING?
SHE’S A FIVE AND DIMER
A WAAAAAAY PAST HER PRIMER
A HOOCHIE COO TWO TIMER
I’M THE JOY YOU NEED BOY
HEED THESE WORDS
I’M COUNTIN’ TO 3 IT’S HER OR ME
AND IT BETTER NOT BE HER
WHO’S IT GONNA BE, HER OR ME
WHO YOU GONNA PICK FOR YOUR SWEET TOMATO
WHO YOU GONNA DROP LIKE A HOT POTATO?
WHAT DO YOU SEE IN THAT GIRL?
SHE’S A BOW WOW, BLESS HER
A K-MART DRESSER
A PMS-ER
I’M THE JOY YOU NEED BOY
HEED THESE WORDS
I’M COUNTIN’ TO 3 IT’S HER OR ME
AND IT BETTER NOT BE HER