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Eddie Mugavero: music

CALGON OR THE RADIO

(Written by Eddie Mugavero)
Every writer needs at least one suicide song..haha..
Ever have one of those days when you either just want to relax in the tub or
croak yourself? Either way, peace, peace at last. haha Need to record this country shuffle soon. Not sure who I'd pitch it to though. haha
CALGON OR THE RADIO

I LOST THE RACE AGAIN TODAY
SCORE ONE MORE FOR THE RAT
GOT FIRED AND I’M TOO TIRED TO FIND
THE BAR MY WIFE IS AT

A NICE HOT BATH WILL CURE MY ILLS
I’LL FILL IT TO THE BRIM
AND ASK MYSELF THIS QUESTION AS
I STICK MY BIG TOE IN…

SHOULD I PUT CALGON OR THE RADIO
IN MY TUB TONITE?
TAKE ME AWAY AND MAKE THINGS RIGHT
I’LL BE CONTENT AND ALL AGLOW
WHEN I TURN OUT THE LIGHT
BUT IS IT CALGON OR THE RADIO
IN MY TUB TONITE?

A LITTLE SPLASH, A LITTLE FLASH
AND THAT’S THE END OF IT
I’D DO IT IN THE SHOWER BUT
WHY STAND WHEN I CAN SIT?

BUBBLES TAKE MY TROUBLES WHILE
I WALLOW IN MY WOES
IF I’M FRESH AND CLEAN TOMORROW
YOU’LL KNOW WHICH ONE I CHOSE..

(REPEAT CHORUS)
(BRIDGE)
MY DUCKY FLOAT TO LAY WITH
WHEN I'M FEELING MANIC
MY LUCKY BOAT TO PLAY WITH
A LITTLE TOY TITANIC

(CHORUS)