Eddie Mugavero: music

• MP3 play whole song, hi-fi (broadband)

This song cracks me up. I especially love the tag line at the end. For all the Little Rascals fans out there.

WOMAN HATER’S CLUB OF AMERICA

I can never keep the lady that I set my sights on
I’m no prince but I ain’t bad why do they do me wrong?
I’m startin’ up a club tonight for guys with lovesick blues
Ain’t no initiation we’ve already paid our dues..

It’s the woman hater’s club of America
Hail hail the gang’s all here
Bubba brought his broken heart, Joe’s cryin’ in his beer
Bo sits alone and vows to Al he’ll swear off love for life
It’s the woman haters club of America and we’re meetin’ here tonight

Strewn about the room are dead roses half bottles of turned wine
A box of melted chocolates and rings that lost their shine
We’d get on our knees to please but now we’re at wit’s end
We’re broken hearted martyrs, but at least we’re among friends

BRIDGE – There goes Lamar, he’s seein’ stars
He just fell off the wagon
Bet your alimony he’ll be back with his tail draggin’..