Lyrics

CRISP WHITE SHIRT

A CRISP WHITE SHIRT, STYLIN’ TIE
JACKET, SLACKS, SHOES THAT SHINE
STARCHED LIGHT MARTINIZED
COTTON’S HOT BUTTONED UP OR NOT
YOU GOT LONG SLEEVES FRENCH CUFFS
STUDLY, CUDDLY, SENSUOUS
HEY GUYS 3 WORDS..YOU CAN’T GO WRONG WITH
A CRISP WHITE SHIRT..

WOMEN WILL CONFIRM IF YOU WANNA MAKE HEADS TURN
AND BOYFRIENDS TO BE JEALOUS
I’M TELLIN’ YOU NOW, SO LISTEN UP FELLAS

SILK MAY SHOW YOU HUSTLE
AND TEES MAY SHOW YOUR MUSCLE
BUT THE GUY THE GIRLS ARE CHOOSIN’S
WEARING THAT BRAND NEW VAN HEUSEN…

WEAR FLANNEL IN THE FOREST
PLAID IF YOU’RE A TOURIST
A TANK TOP IF YOU’RE SWIMMIN’
POLYESTER IF YOU DON’T LIKE WOMEN

SWEATSHIRT WHEN YOU’RE GRUNTIN’
THERMALS WHEN YOU’RE HUNTIN’
GIRLS WILL TREAT YOU LIKE ADONIS
THEY EVEN LOVE ‘EM FOR PAJAMAS