From the recording BARGAIN BIN BOUNCE

Every artist's nightmare!!! Thankfully, I can say I've never found a BBBB CD in the bargain bin, and I'm a thrift shop freak! This song used to be a hit at writer's nights, although BBBB never learned it.

Lyrics

BARGAIN BIN BOUNCE

IF MY RECORD DON'T SELL
IT'S GONNA BE HELL
LAST IN THE PACK IN THE BACK OF THE RACK...DOIN' THE

BARGAIN BIN BOUNCE
BARGAIN BIN BOUNCE
THE PLACE WHERE THEY WEIGH 'EM AND SELL 'EM BY THE OUNCE
I'LL BE DOIN' THE BARGAIN BIN BOUNCE

IF I DON'T GET A DEAL WITH A BIG ADVANCE
I'M GONNA BE THE HEEL IN A MARATHON DANCE...DOIN' THE

BARGAIN BIN BOUNCE
BARGAIN BIN BOUNCE
WHERE A BLANK MAXELL COST TWICE THE AMOUNT
I'LL BE DOIN' THE BARGAIN BIN BOUNCE...

CHEEK TO CHEEK WITH BOBBY SHERMAN
BY THE HERMITS, MINUS HERMAN
UNDER DR. RUTH'S 'GOOD SEX'
NEXT TO AIRPORT SOUND EFFECTS..

IF I DON'T HAVE A HIT WITH DISTRIBUTION
THIS IS GONNA BE MY RETRIBUTION

THE BARGAIN BIN BOUNCE
BARGAIN BIN BOUNCE
BUT I'M CHEAPER THAN SKEET IF YOU WANNA SHOOT A FEW ROUNDS
DOIN THE BARGAIN BIN BOUNCE...

GATHER DUST WITH LORNE GREENE'S 'RINGO'
NEVER KNEW THAT SPOCK COULD SING, OH
WHY AM I HERE, PLEASE JUST KILL ME
END THIS MISERY..

TAG-I'LL BE HERE NEXT YEAR JUST HOLDING MY GROUND
DOIN' THE BARGAIN BIN
BLUE IN THE BARGAIN BIN
DOIN' THE BARGAIN BIN BOUNCE