From the recording I'M YOUR PRESENT

I know this idea is as old as Christmas, but Rebecca tore it up live. She literally made the audience slink down in their chairs and feel dirty!! haha...
I remember calling her up and saying I just finished one for her, then sang it over the phone with a cigarette in my mouth... Haha, I wish I had that version. I still laugh when I think about Rebecca, after 3 years of performing this song, saying.."Oh, rains dear!...I get it".

Lyrics

I’M YOUR PRESENT

I’M YOUR PRESENT. OPEN ME FIRST.
YOU WERE A BAD BOY AND YOU GOT WHAT YOU DESERVE.
I’M WRAPPED IN LOVE TODAY
GONNA JINGLE YOUR BELLS BABY, ALL THE WAY
BEEN SAVIN’ UP FOR THIS ALL YEAR
AND I DON’T CARE IF IT SNOWS OR RAINS, DEAR
I'M GONNA KEEP YOU WARM THIS CHRISTMAS MORN, I'M YOURS.

I'M YOUR PRESENT. WHO NEEDS TOYS?
I'M YOUR SUGAR PLUM, YOU LITTLE DRUMMER BOY
C’MON AND SHAKE MY TREE
GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A SLEIGH RIDE, MAKE YOU SHOUT WITH GLEE
GOT STOCKINGS FULL OF GOODIES FOR YOU
LET THE CHESTNUTS BURN BABY, WE WILL TOO.
UNTIE MY BOW - HO HO HO I'M YOURS.
I'M YOUR PRESENT.

I'M YOUR PRESENT. NO ASSEMBLY REQUIRED
DON’T NEED NO BATTERIES, I NEVER GET TIRED.
NO NEED TO WIND ME UP AT ALL.
I'M YOUR LIVIN’, I'M YOUR BREATHIN’ BARBIE DOLL.
BABY, WHEN YOU MADE YOUR LIST
WERE YOU WISHIN’ AND A HOPIN’ FOR A GIFT LIKE THIS?
WELL IT’S A LITTLE TOO LATE - ‘CAUSE I CANT BE EXCHANGED
I’M YOURS…I’M YOUR PRESENT.
MERRY CHRISTMAS BABY.
I’M YOUR PRESENT.